Where have my boobs gone?

I woke up this morning
and without any warning
I looked down at my bits

Boy was I surprised
by the sight for my eyes
I nearly lost my wits

My boobs they migrated
they'd gone and separated
Their new destination quite cozy

I found them down
not close to the ground
but nestled into my armpits!

It is no matter, because as Lex always says...

"more than a handful is wasted!"

-this work is dedicated to AMK, wherever the hell you are

Zern's Bidet

Zern's has a BIDET?????
What the hey??????
Is that okay?????
Do clean your hiney???
At a bidet????

In Stall Number 5,
at Zern's (such a dive)!
Such a fancy treat
To clean your seat

AT ZERN'S!
ZERN'S HAS A BIDET!
Do I have to tip the cleaning lady at Zern's?

by Traum A. Tized

Zern's, The Silent Auction Within

The Zern's silent auction
filled to the brim
with lots of fun trinkets
things for her and him

I walked down the isles
anticiapting a treat
when all at once
I smelled someone's feet!

I looked about in wonder, and in suprise
widening, quickly, my brown little eyes
across the room I stared in all of my glory
Penthouse mags, 1969, oh what a story!

I danced in the isles with glee and delight
The ladies of yore, what a great sight!
But there is one thing I want you to know
if you ever need one, there's a box of B.O.

Can be found at the auction asside urine soaked trousers
Admist the old folks and casual browsers
But one can't forget a bag of farts too!
Because there's just enough for me and a little left for you!

-Anonymous

RAMOIRS REJECTS

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