Where have my boobs gone?

I woke up this morning
and without any warning
I looked down at my bits

Boy was I surprised
by the sight for my eyes
I nearly lost my wits

My boobs they migrated
they'd gone and separated
Their new destination quite cozy

I found them down
not close to the ground
but nestled into my armpits!

It is no matter, because as Lex always says...

"more than a handful is wasted!"

-this work is dedicated to AMK, wherever the hell you are