Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Zern's Bidet

Zern's has a BIDET?????
What the hey??????
Is that okay?????
Do clean your hiney???
At a bidet????

In Stall Number 5,
at Zern's (such a dive)!
Such a fancy treat
To clean your seat

AT ZERN'S!
ZERN'S HAS A BIDET!
Do I have to tip the cleaning lady at Zern's?

by Traum A. Tized

1 comment:

Nanny Rawley said...

THIS IS PURE GENIUS! TRAM A... I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR YOUR COME BACK FOR QUITE SOME TIME. I AM A HUGE FAN!!